Friday, December 2, 2011
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Monday, October 10, 2011
I think it's safe to say that the time of the season has come about. The leaves are changing, and girls only have one pair of shoes suitable for this weather. I think you know what it is. Our very own scorpocologist chris will be writing a detailed report about the times ahead. Be careful people.
this is a sketchy scene
cole...pushing the scorpions away with his mangina
Bmar hit me up with this candid..hes very close
Our very own Eugene trying on the poisonous shoes. WHAT IS HE THINKING.
be careful Geno
Cole Navin coming through with the snipe...good work pa....shes probly catching a ride to the local zhenka store
Yes, it happened. The collaboration of the two most feared companies in the world came together to bring you, The Scorpion Boot.
Scorpions who wear their signature boot are known to be the most dangerous of their species.
Please be careful out there.
Friday, September 23, 2011
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Earlier today we recieved this comment on the site.
After reading this, I realized that Terence is right. Even though girls with UGG's are terrible, whoever invented the Yoga Pant is a fucking genius. So here are some pictures to pay our respects to the yoga pant. But watch out people, a chick wearing yoga pants and UGG's is a deadly combination. She could make you do terrible things.
If your interested in these, check out..
New Breed! These bargain bucket, half price, discount oriented, Ugg look-a-likes are shooting out the doors at your local walmart. But not to worry! These scorp wanna B's are going to have other characteristics that will worn you of their counterfeit species.
Indicators included but are not limited too: shitty tattoos, plastic piercing, bad odor, and sparkles on their jeans.
So, the summer has been calm, but with fall and winter approaching rapidly. The girls will get more lazy by the day, coming into their true scorpion selves. It's going to be a long winter comprising of UGGS, REALLY BIG SWEATPANTS, YOGA PANTS, AND BLACK/WHITE/PINK/GREAY NORTHFACES.
I feel like we needed to heat it up with this pic to show them we mean business. Be careful out there.