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The Scorpion Queen

This picture was submitted by our friend Paul Osborne who came across the Scorp Queen. If you live in Plymouth or anywhere within 100 miles take a good look, this scorp can be deadly.

That is a terrifying room

Lets get something str8 here

I just want to say....we still hate scorpions.  but god damn

 

Also check out the dude infront of him

Would you?

Keep the kids safe!!

They don't care how old you are, they don't care what you look like, all these scorpions want to do is TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

After a long night of partying, this scorpion woman takes home her prey that she will soon infect. Soon to be a scorpion MAN

Compilation

I think it's safe to say that the time of the season has come about.  The leaves are changing, and girls only have one pair of shoes suitable for this weather.  I think you know what it is.  Our very own scorpocologist chris will be writing a detailed report about the times ahead.  Be careful people.

 

this is a sketchy scene

 

cole...pushing the scorpions away with his mangina

 

Bmar hit me up with this candid..hes very close

 

Our very own Eugene trying on the poisonous shoes. WHAT IS HE THINKING.  

be careful Geno

 

Cole Navin coming through with the snipe...good work pa....shes probly catching a ride to the local zhenka store

SCORPION BOOTS NOW AVAILABLE

Yes, it happened. The collaboration of the two most feared companies in the world came together to bring you, The Scorpion Boot.

Scorpions who wear their signature boot are known to be the most dangerous of their species.

Please be careful out there.

Wtf

Currently sitting with a scorp. Get me the Fuck outa here

One Down, Too Many to Go

Skeet Rat Nug Child was able to capture and terminate this Scorpion, one huge step for alien, but small step for Scorpkind...

Let us apoligize

Earlier today we recieved this comment on the site.

After reading this, I realized that Terence is right. Even though girls with UGG's are terrible, whoever invented the Yoga Pant is a fucking genius.   So here are some pictures to pay our respects to the yoga pant.  But watch out people, a chick wearing yoga pants and UGG's is a deadly combination.  She could make you do terrible things.

 

If your interested in these, check out..

http://girlsinyogapants.com/

New Breed! These bargain bucket, half price, discount oriented, Ugg look-a-likes are shooting out the doors at your local walmart. But not to worry! These scorp wanna B's are going to have other characteristics that will worn you of their counterfeit species.

Indicators included but are not limited too: shitty tattoos, plastic piercing, bad odor, and sparkles on their jeans.

WERE BACK like cooked scorp

So, the summer has been calm, but with fall and winter approaching rapidly.  The girls will get more lazy by the day, coming into their true scorpion selves.  It's going to be a long winter comprising of UGGS, REALLY BIG SWEATPANTS, YOGA PANTS, AND BLACK/WHITE/PINK/GREAY NORTHFACES. 

I feel like we needed to heat it up with this pic to show them we mean business. Be careful out there.

RECOGNIZE

 

YOU KNOW SHE RECOGNIZE!!

De-Scorpanizing in the demo shop.

Olympic snowboarder Hannah Teter = full blown scorp!!

THE LATEST

Things have been slow lately, but the scorpions still crawl into the depths of hell.  god have mercy on their souls

What??????